Friday, 24 April 2020
One Banku, One Stomach – The Plight of Kayayee
Saturday, 4 April 2020
Three tomatoes for 5 cedis, lockdown memories and rainy season
Arriving at the Osu market to get some vegetables, a trader leaned forward and whispered, “Three tomatoes for Five cedis”, when my friend asked the cost of the tomatoes on her tray. Speechless I was as she tumbles the tomatoes into his paper bag and they weren't even Navrongo tomatoes, mtchweee.
My inner spirit wondered if this was
the definition of the lockdown of the urban areas to curb the spread of coronavirus. Nonetheless, we will overcome this
disease and that trader will hear from me soon.
The rains have kissed our soil and this
reminds us of our annual grief as our homes, markets, and offices become
swimming pools for a pool party and our farmlands become temporal ponds with our crops overdosed
with water.
Well, as we reduce movements and stay
home, we can’t afford the luxury of our rooms storing flooding waters and our
properties floating like rescue boats on a mission. We need to start planning
to control the situation amidst coronavirus pandemic.
The irregular rainfall pattern which is
an effect of climate change can be addressed when we build structures to
harvest our water and pay attention to the Ghana Meteorological Agency. Don’t
argue with me on how weather forecasts from the Ghana Meteorological Agency
(GMet) never happened.
Death is inevitable, however, death
caused by changes in the atmospheric conditions indicates the need to pay
attention to weather forecasts from GMet.
The Ghana Meteorological Agency is an agent
of both goodwill and doom as it predicts the good and adverse weather
conditions which affect our lives and properties. Let’s transcend into fiction;
The clouds had gathered to release
raindrops and Alaah, a middle aged-Ghanaian, hurriedly fills his backpack with
his belongings to escape the flooding roads. The skies were lit with thunder
lightning, and each creature assembled under its shelter for safety.
In a village setting, one will
experience quality air flashing through the brick or blockhouses, with birds
flying over the sky to stay safe and earth-moving animals running into their
pens for safety.
However, living in an urban area is
quite different as polythene bags compete in the skies, with fumes from cars
and factories confusing the alveoli whether or not to exchange the polluted air
with carbon dioxide into the bloodstream. This leaves you gasping for quality
air. Well, it depends on the part of the urban area you live in.
Did you bother to check on the weather forecast for the next 48-hour?
Urban dwellers evoke curses and recite words to choke the skies of a possible downpour because the roads will be flooded, lives and properties will be lost.
Walking briskly to the bus terminal, Alaah
jumps over underground drainage systems which have been exposed by flooding
waters. The bus terminal was choked by other citizens and homeless people who
were dressed in plastic to remain dry.
Smartphone users began searching for
updates on the impact of the torrential rain on other parts of Accra. Their
faces glowing with anxiety as the rain increased
Well, I can confidently say that majority
of them had not bothered to check the weather forecast for the next 48-hours
before leaving home.
After the June 3rd disaster,
our religious inclinations heightened as we consistently pray to the Supreme
Being for protection instead of wisdom and sense of responsibility to change
our bad habits of disposing of waste and building flood-resilient structures.
He jumps into the approaching
vehicle when the bus conductor shouted, “Apaatanga ! Apaatanga !!”. Other
passengers had to squeeze into the bus as the rains recede.
Scope of Ghana Meteorologist Agency’s (GMet) Work
The Ghana Meteorological Agency
provides efficient and reliable meteorological information by collecting,
processing, archiving, analysing and dissemination of findings/meteorological
information to end-users.
Well, you might not have patronized
their invaluable products/services despite being affected by weather
conditions.
GMet provides a daily report
in text and audio-visuals format on their Facebook page and website to bridge
the information gap on weather conditions.
The Facebook page has hosted various
weather forecast videos after its first video upload on Thursday 15th
June 2017. This information is not only beneficial to individuals and
organizations in the agricultural sector but the general business community.
Weather Forecasts Information: Escaping premature deaths
These are a few pointers on the
relevance of accessing weather forecasts.
1. Citizens
are able to make informed decisions about the choice of clothing and extreme
weather conditions which affects productivity. Protective clothing and
sunscreens are best sought when individuals envision changes in weather
conditions. To exemplify, persons with albinism will need to get sunscreens and
sunglasses when it is a sunny day with odd temperatures. Asthmatic patients
will need their emergency tools for a hazy day. Persons with rheumatism will
need medication or protective cloths. Some people have died due to unfavourable
weather conditions hence there is a need to get daily updates on the weather
conditions.
2. Motorists
and road users are able to plan their escape route to avoid heavy vehicular
traffic, flood-prone areas and weak bridges and drainage systems. You don’t
enjoy long waiting hours on the road before or after a busy day. This affects
your health in the long run with possible cases of chronic stress. There have
been media reports on citizens getting drowned in flooding waters with Kwame
Nkrumah Interchange as an example.
3. District assemblies are able to develop climate-resilient structures to absorb the impact of climate change and disease outbreaks.
Other sources of weather
forecasts
1. Google
feed
2. Accuweather
3. Yahoo
weather
Thursday, 20 June 2019
Genotype; The Unspoken God.
Cerelac babies will not understand how we (90's borns) carried out our love affair. Before I share my first love letter, let's talk about genotype.
Google explains genotype as the genetic constitution of an individual organism. Genotype reveals what your body is made of and how it functions. Phenotype refers to the set of observable characteristics of an individual resulting from the interaction of its genotype with the environment.
Do you remember that woman who isn't able to produce breast milk for her baby to suck?🤔🤔
Yeah, this is as a result of her genotype. I'm not making hasty generalization. Knowing your genotype helps you to fully understand your body.
Below are the importance of knowing your genotype, however, there are more;
1. It prevents "unnecessarily" financial expenses on health. For example, because you're ignorant about being allergic to groundnut, you are always hospitalized when you eat it.
2. One is able to make informed decisions on their life partners. Love does not erase genotype.
Visit any hospital and know your genotype. It will cost an average of GHS 50.
LOVE DOES NOT CHANGE GENOTYPE.
Now, posterity read my love letter which is reflected in Frederick Bruce. He is such a talented writer, get copies of his book.
LETTERS FROM THE HEART
C/O Dede Asante,
P.O.Box SR 100,
Stadium Road,
Accra-Ghana.
My Prospective Beloved,
P.O.Box OGN 2018,
Only God Knows,
The World.
Dear Madam or Young Lady,
APPLICATION TO BE YOUR BELOVED
I am very honoured writing you this letter in search for a prospective beloved for myself. My name is Frederick Nii Ofei Bruce, a teenager less than 18 years with the permission of my relationship aunty, Dede Asante, to become 18 years old or more, all of a sudden just to journey on this search for a beloved.
Call it "football age" or perhaps a shady move, but that is how lovely my aunty can be, so I can just find love. So to whatever age you are, above 18 years, just add two years more to it, and I am just that age.
For as the adage goes, "Age is just a number. Maturity is the real deal". Only Aunty Dede says that though. For the deal of maturity, trust my Aunty to coach me well, so that too is well covered like ice snow covering the Himalayan mountains.
I have all the characters of a good beloved, except for the fact that I am very deficit in weight only. The need for a beloved is in line with our data collection for the marketing of a book soon to be released titled, #TalesFromThePot, of which she said I lack the experience to market, since I am not in love.
In retaliation, I wrote a book titled, #TheBoyInLove, published by #HeturaBooks , but she was not impressed. She just wanted me to get a beloved!
She daily rants that I should talk about the book, as though it was my first love, which unfortunately I don't have. Hopefully, you would end such a mysterious misery in my life by accepting me, with all gladness. I want to escape the "Nsawam prisons of love", before Songo puts more fire in my bosom.
I will be glad if you would consider my request, and be granted an interview for future analysis.
Well, I am not that "broke", but I think we can always manage some nice Sobolo by Fianu Norte Clara, popularly known as #NorteSobolo, and lemonade drinks done by my Aunty for our first date.
I'm really allergic to most junk foods like pizza, and the likes, because I honestly can't afford them. My allergy rises anytime I have to buy them, so let us settle for some fried, spicy plantain or "kelewele", as it is popularly known in Ghana.
Oh I almost forgot. I also deal in some tastiest mashed Kenkey "smoothies", called #MASHKAY. You will love it. At least I can dash you some like "Free bonto" since you are not yet in my pocket.
I hate selfies too, because I prefer that my magical life moments are taken by Clement Eastwood, after make-up is done by Emerald Debi. Let me stop here before I blow my whole cover, and render Anas Aremeyaw Anas jobless. He surely must have some skeletons to dig up in my life to tell you later. I don't mind, for I know love conquers all.
I guess there is no need for an attached CV, but if you still are not satisfied, kindly visit #EnzymeClassics to check out things for yourself. I will be waiting for that first date. Kindly reach me on 0501-366281 to pick up some copies of my books, as our love agreement. My autograph will be the sealing signature!
Lots of love!
Yours faithfully,
SIGNED
Frederick Nii Ofei Bruce.
(A Boy In Search Of Love)
#TBIL
#LettersFromTheHeart
#LoveStories
#Beloved


