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You have often heard of friends/relatives who are allergic to dust, chemicals and foods; this is traceable to their genotype. Posterity, I have the difficulty in patronizing from food vendors due to my genotype; I am allergic to certain species hence I always go through the hell of identifying a possible low threat food to my health. This has helped to reduce the cost burden on health especially due to food.Cerelac babies will not understand how we (90's borns) carried out our love affair. Before I share my first love letter, let's talk about genotype.
Google explains genotype as the genetic constitution of an individual organism. Genotype reveals what your body is made of and how it functions. Phenotype refers to the set of observable characteristics of an individual resulting from the interaction of its genotype with the environment.
Do you remember that woman who isn't able to produce breast milk for her baby to suck?🤔🤔
Yeah, this is as a result of her genotype. I'm not making hasty generalization. Knowing your genotype helps you to fully understand your body.
Below are the importance of knowing your genotype, however, there are more;
1. It prevents "unnecessarily" financial expenses on health. For example, because you're ignorant about being allergic to groundnut, you are always hospitalized when you eat it.
2. One is able to make informed decisions on their life partners. Love does not erase genotype.
Visit any hospital and know your genotype. It will cost an average of GHS 50.
LOVE DOES NOT CHANGE GENOTYPE.
Now, posterity read my love letter which is reflected in Frederick Bruce. He is such a talented writer, get copies of his book.
LETTERS FROM THE HEART
C/O Dede Asante,
P.O.Box SR 100,
Stadium Road,
Accra-Ghana.
My Prospective Beloved,
P.O.Box OGN 2018,
Only God Knows,
The World.
Dear Madam or Young Lady,
APPLICATION TO BE YOUR BELOVED
I am very honoured writing you this letter in search for a prospective beloved for myself. My name is Frederick Nii Ofei Bruce, a teenager less than 18 years with the permission of my relationship aunty, Dede Asante, to become 18 years old or more, all of a sudden just to journey on this search for a beloved.
Call it "football age" or perhaps a shady move, but that is how lovely my aunty can be, so I can just find love. So to whatever age you are, above 18 years, just add two years more to it, and I am just that age.
For as the adage goes, "Age is just a number. Maturity is the real deal". Only Aunty Dede says that though. For the deal of maturity, trust my Aunty to coach me well, so that too is well covered like ice snow covering the Himalayan mountains.
I have all the characters of a good beloved, except for the fact that I am very deficit in weight only. The need for a beloved is in line with our data collection for the marketing of a book soon to be released titled, #TalesFromThePot, of which she said I lack the experience to market, since I am not in love.
In retaliation, I wrote a book titled, #TheBoyInLove, published by #HeturaBooks , but she was not impressed. She just wanted me to get a beloved!
She daily rants that I should talk about the book, as though it was my first love, which unfortunately I don't have. Hopefully, you would end such a mysterious misery in my life by accepting me, with all gladness. I want to escape the "Nsawam prisons of love", before Songo puts more fire in my bosom.
I will be glad if you would consider my request, and be granted an interview for future analysis.
Well, I am not that "broke", but I think we can always manage some nice Sobolo by Fianu Norte Clara, popularly known as #NorteSobolo, and lemonade drinks done by my Aunty for our first date.
I'm really allergic to most junk foods like pizza, and the likes, because I honestly can't afford them. My allergy rises anytime I have to buy them, so let us settle for some fried, spicy plantain or "kelewele", as it is popularly known in Ghana.
Oh I almost forgot. I also deal in some tastiest mashed Kenkey "smoothies", called #MASHKAY. You will love it. At least I can dash you some like "Free bonto" since you are not yet in my pocket.
I hate selfies too, because I prefer that my magical life moments are taken by Clement Eastwood, after make-up is done by Emerald Debi. Let me stop here before I blow my whole cover, and render Anas Aremeyaw Anas jobless. He surely must have some skeletons to dig up in my life to tell you later. I don't mind, for I know love conquers all.
I guess there is no need for an attached CV, but if you still are not satisfied, kindly visit #EnzymeClassics to check out things for yourself. I will be waiting for that first date. Kindly reach me on 0501-366281 to pick up some copies of my books, as our love agreement. My autograph will be the sealing signature!
Lots of love!
Yours faithfully,
SIGNED
Frederick Nii Ofei Bruce.
(A Boy In Search Of Love)
#TBIL
#LettersFromTheHeart
#LoveStories
#Beloved
